Plain Oblivious

okg0:

Jedward featuring Vanilla Ice - Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby) Official Video (via PlanetJedward)

So the video is no longer available of Jedward and Vanilla Ice. But I just remembered about this. OK Go. They posted about Jedward. On their tumblr.

It was the second thing they ever posted.

They know we exist. And how annoying those two are.

Gpoy.

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a-really-sexy-girl-just:

I’m my own favorite blog 

HAVE YOU NOT WITNESSED THE COMEDY I HAVE PRODUCED TONIGHT?!

AM I NOT A GENIUS?!

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the-cheap-venetian-blinds:

plainoblivious:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

My favourite “Roses are red” poem as to be:

Roses are red

I have a phone.

Nobody texts me.

Forever Alone.

Mine is:

Roses are red

Violets are blue,

Not there not,

Violets are violet,

Dumbass.

Oh, I just remembered others I like from Mock The Week:

Roses are red.

Poppies are red.

The Grass is red.

SHIT THE GARDEN’S ON FIRE.

Also (this one got the disapproving “ooooooohhhhhh”s from the audience)

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Valentine’s is commercialized bullshit.

Now haven’t you got some ironing to do?

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idontspeakcereal:

okkristago:

the-land-of-submarines:

His voice though. Seriously. Listen to I Want You So Bad I Can’t Breathe and Skyscrapers.

Fix’d.

Aside from the slight misspelling, yes, you are exactly correct. Our collective love for Damian Kulash knows no bounds.

Proof.

There’s another one where he looks like Jesus. And another where he looks like God in the Michael Angelo painting or something.

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

My favourite “Roses are red” poem as to be:

Roses are red

I have a phone.

Nobody texts me.

Forever Alone.

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They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

How could a friendship not be born from this? I mean, seriously.

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the-cheap-venetian-blinds:

idontspeakcereal:

plainoblivious:

LOOK AT THE NOTES.

I don’t even think there are that many people in Ireland/of Irish decent. 

I physically appear to be more Irish than you and I am of Irish decent so…POTATOES FOR THE WIN.

*raises hand* I’m half Irish. *slinks back into the corner*

GUYS. WHY ARE YOU ONLY TELLING ME THIS NOW?!

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HELPING ME IN MY BATTLE ALL ALONG. [The battle being trying to persuade OK Go to return to Ireland]

OHMAIGAWD.

I LOVE YOU ALL. SO MUCH MORE.

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From when I was like…..7….. I think.

And I was looking through them all.

And then.

Out of no where.

In between all these photos from holidays and school events and dance shows or whatever.

A picture.

Of.

Damian.

Kulash.

I have no idea, how said photo got in that folder.

But it did.

And worringly enough my first thought was,

I don’t remember this happening. Why did no one tell me about this?

LOOK AT THE NOTES.

I don’t even think there are that many people in Ireland/of Irish decent. 

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