Plain Oblivious |
I'm Laura. I like Puns. Please don't be a zombie and enjoy your burrito. |
Y’see the thing is, Damian is completely wrong.
| Interviewer: | Did you ever expect it to be so huge? |
| Yes. Next question. | |
| Interviewer: | You have the ability to change your vocal stylings from song to song quite dramatically. |
| Yes. [In his deepest voice] Thank you. I appreciate that. | |
| Interviewer: | What one word or sentence do you hope your music evokes from fans? |
| What word or sentence? | |
| Interviewer: | Feeling? |
| Yeah. That’s it. Feeling. Thank you. You got it. | |
| Bad music isn’t much stuff that annoys me a lot. It’s just stuff I don’t care about. Bland. Blah. The one word I hope our music evokes is feeling. Just that people give a shit about it. | |
| So, I was a jeans and t-shirt guy once this week even. Accidentally. | |
| Sure, well, I got to jail by standing in the wrong place and not moving when a cop asked me to. A cop who I didn’t know at the time was a cop. It was really funny at first. This woman asked me to move and I didn’t. Then she put some more appropriately dressed cops on me. They were like “What part of move didn’t you understand?”. I actually said, “I understood the whole thing. I just didn’t do it.” They didn’t like that at all. They basically tackled me and cuffed me behind my back and everything. Then sat me right outside the door of the club we were playing. Two thousand people are streaming out of the club. Now, of course, where they were trying to avoid a scene now they just created a huge one. It took 14 cops to get me to the station. They were so excited to play cop. This was all on Disney property but it was real Orlando police. I think that the Orlando police that are assigned to the Disney property never get to do anything because Disney always deals with it themselves. On the way to jail, I got the cop to watch our video in the car. Some girls drove by holding “Free Damian” signs. The whole thing really was just funny. When I got to jail it got pretty depressing. I was in a variety of different cells ranging between 2 and 20 people. From what I could tell everybody else there no had any expectation of leaving within 6 months. When people heard what I was in for they were like, “Wow! You’ll be out in 3 days or less!” Like that was such a blessing, ya know? The complete and total defeat of the people in there was overwhelming and pretty depressing. | |
| As a music fan I am so obsessed with the bands I am obsessed with. I was even moreso as a fifteen year old. I know what the feeling is just wanting there to be an infinite world you can dive into to look for more and more stuff. We’re always happy to provide things so that people can play in the little jungle gym that is OK Go. | |
| This sounds really boring, I would probably trade places with Dan because I love playing drums. I would trade places with Dan so I can be really sweet at playing drums for a while. I like playing drums a lot more than I like playing guitar. I would do that just so I could bang the shit out of drums for a little while. I know it’s not a very inventive answer but that’s what I would do. | |
| Interviewer: | You did a series of PSAs for the Federal Truth in Music Project. What in the world were those about? |
| We’re just explaining life. I feel like all those movies pretty much sum up everything you need to know about life. A P.O. needing a dollar amount. It’s important stuff. |
The longer I look at it, the sassier this pose gets.
There are tears in my eyes.
Please tell me I am not the only one.
HELLO MY TREACHEROUS FRIENDS. AND THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME HERE TONIGHT.
I BROUGHT YOU ALL HERE TO DISCUSS AS I MUST HOW GRATEFUL I AM FOR THIS PICTURE.
There’s a new blog in town.
What’s Tim?
544 pictures of Damian Kulash. As small as I can possibly make it.
Yes. It IS that confetti picture I love.
I DID ANOTHER THING.
I AM SO SORRY DAMIAN.
No. I’m not sorry am I?
I DID A THING.